Wait, lemme see if I’m following this…
Nally, a self-described “seal enthusiast,” saw a seal.
Somehow, she dropped her USB stick, and the seal ate it.
She thought the seal looked sick, and called a vet to examine it.
She suggested the vet take a stool sample and send it to NIWA.
In a shocking twist, the sample contained her USB stick.
How’s that line go? “I believe in coincidence. Coincidences happen every day. But I don’t trust coincidences.”